"Daddy Z", a reader wrote me this email. I thought it was humorous so I watered it down and decided to post it. I just have one question for this reader, who are you? Ali G or something?
Check it! I was readin' da paper and found this stuff 'bout how ders' gonna be dis global heatin' thing goin' down by 2026 or somn'. It boders' me dat' da tempature is gonna drop like Dubya's approval ratin' (Editor's note: burn!)
. What's gonna happen to Santa Claus and da' penguins? Come on now! It might be kinda' nice for da' hommies around Canada and South Africa to be able to grow oranges and get fresh juice and stuff, but what bout' da sea level risin' n' stuff. Dat's not cool. So, I wanna tell all your readers out der' they can read about dis' messed up crap here