The worst part of being a criminal is not the fact that, if caught, you would have to serve time in a prison. The worst part of being a criminal would be having your yearbook photo on MSNBC. People you know would see it and make life very strange once your out and back in society. Going to the grocery store? How about the barber shop? Your bound to run into some strange conversation and there are two ways to get out of these chats. Reply to all the questions concerning the comparison of jail life to "Oz" and queries about if your actually guilty in a kind tone and walk away telling this acquaintance "Nice to see you again." Or, you could always choose the other more violent option that will result in the irony of winding back up in prison.